Please note: This is a humorous piece – pure fiction.
 
RP Singh created ripples today, with his shocking allegation that the 2G scam loss amounted to INR 2645 crore and that the BJP’s Murli Manohar Joshi influenced CAG Vinod Rai into declaring the loss as INR 1.76 crore. Mainstream media apart, the news spread like wildfire on social media too, with RP Singh emerging as the top trend on Twitter.
 
The happenings caused great celebrations, commotion and fanfare outside Singh’s residence, all of which The UnReal Times photographer Atul Baskarbe was meticulous enough to capture, for the benefit of our readers:

Celebrations outside RP Singh’s home after auditor questions CAG 2G report

 

Celebrations outside RP Singh’s home after auditor questions CAG 2G report

 

Celebrations outside RP Singh’s home after auditor questions CAG 2G report

 

Celebrations outside RP Singh’s home after auditor questions CAG 2G report

 

Celebrations outside RP Singh’s home after auditor questions CAG 2G report

 

Celebrations outside RP Singh’s home after auditor questions CAG 2G report

 

Celebrations outside RP Singh’s home after auditor questions CAG 2G report

 

Celebrations outside RP Singh’s home after auditor questions CAG 2G report

 

Celebrations outside RP Singh’s home after auditor questions CAG 2G report

 

Celebrations outside RP Singh’s home after auditor questions CAG 2G report

 

Celebrations outside RP Singh’s home after auditor questions CAG 2G report

 

(Ashwin Kumar is an untrained musician, singer, writer/blogger, satirist, T Rajendar (pseudo)-fanatic, mimic, passionate about stopping female foeticide)
 
(Reproduced with permission from http://www.theunrealtimes.com/. The UnReal Times is one of the top websites for satire, spoof, parody and humour in India.)