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Cricketers discuss IPL auction outcome on Facebook

By UnReal Mama
 
Please note this is a humour article – work of pure fiction
 
Struggling economy be damned, IPL franchises once again splurged a total of $11.89 million on Sunday to add to their pool of players for IPL 6 later this year. The script however, read pretty much the same as the last year. Some players turned instant crorepatis, some others found no takers. Everyone, however, converged onto Facebook to air his opinion on the day’s happenings. The Unreal Times‘ Facebook Correspondent Ebenezer Snasphotwaala was at hand to click some pics:

(Unreal Mama is the pen name under which CS Krishna (left) and Karthik Laxman (right), the founding editors of The Unreal Times (www.theunrealtimes.com), write fictional news reports, dressing room conversations and other such articles marrying humour with satire. The Unreal Times is India’s favourite satire, spoof, parody and humour portal. The above fake Facebook wall also has inputs from Ashwin Kumar and Ramesh Srivats)

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