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India vs England 3rd Test at Southampton: Ishant Sharma and Ben Stokes plan their strategies

Ishant Sharma is not 100 percent fit © Getty Images
Ishant Sharma is not 100 percent fit for Southampton Test © Getty Images

By The Flying Freak

Please note this is a humour article — work of pure fiction

After successfully bouncing out England in the Lord’s Test, Ishant Sharma is confused whether to stick with his new found length or revert back to being erratic for the third Test at Southapton. Here he is discussing his bowling strategy with MS Dhoni on Facebook. Meanwhile, someone from England named Ben Stokes is still trying to chalk out plans with his batting. Stoke currently holds the record of having a lesser batting average than even Ishant and Mohammed Shami in this series. In all three of his innings, Stokes has successfully managed a duck. He finds an unlikely help from Ajit Agarkar who has some fair experience in scoring ducks.

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(The Flying Freak eats, lives, drinks cricket, but likes to mix up the sport with everything. An aspiring vocalist, he is aiming to win the Ghanta Awards soon.)

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