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Please note: This is a humorous piece – pure fiction.

Kalaignar Karunanidhi, patriarch of the Dravida Munnettra Kazhagam (DMK), inaugurated the Facebook page of his great-great-great-grand nephew’s new IPL franchise, the Sun Risers, by quoting from the Thirukkural. He also conversed with the erstwhile players of the now defunct Deccan Chargers franchise.

Snippets of the messages posted on the wall of the Sun Risers:

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(“Unreal Mama” is the pen name under which CS Krishna and Karthik Laxman, the founding editors of The Unreal Times (www.theunrealtimes.com ), write fictional news reports, dressing room conversations and other such articles marrying humour with satire. The Unreal Times is India’s favourite satire, spoof, parody and humour portal and the article above is reproduced with permission. The above article has inputs from Unreal Times columnists Ashwin Kumar, Ajayendar Reddy and Lord of Twitter Sri Sri Srivats Baba)

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