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If Ravi Shastri were to direct Christopher Nolan’s Batman trilogy

Ravi Shastri is known for his cliched commentary.This time around he went a step further by making good use of it to direct the Batman triology © Getty Images
Ravi Shastri is known for his cliched commentary. This time around he went a step further by making good use of it to direct the Batman trilogy  © Getty Images

By The Unreal Times

Please note this is a humour article — work of pure fiction

What if the Director of Indian Cricket, Ravi Shastri, were to direct the Batman trilogy instead of Christopher Nolan? How would Shastri have shaped some of the legendary dialogues? The UnReal Times brings you a glimpse:

When Harvey Dent was first introduced to Bruce Wayne…

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When Joker gatecrashed a meeting of Gotham’s mob bosses…

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When Catwoman warned Bruce Wayne of the future…

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When the Joker gatecrashed Bruce Wayne’s fund-raiser for Harvey…

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When the Joker sneaked into Harvey Dent’s room at the hospital…

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When Bane threw Bruce Wayne in the Pit…

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When Alfred urged Bruce to pick himself up…

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When Harvey admitted that he was the Batman at a pres conference…

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When Batman pulls the Joker back after shoving him off the roof…

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When Batman escaped into the night…

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(Ashwin Kumar is a humorist with www.theunrealtimes.com where this article was originally published. The UnReal Times is India’s favourite satire, spoof, parody and humour portal)

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