Please note this is a humour article — work of pure fiction
What if the Director of Indian Cricket, Ravi Shastri, were to direct the Batman trilogy instead of Christopher Nolan? How would Shastri have shaped some of the legendary dialogues? The UnReal Times brings you a glimpse:
When Harvey Dent was first introduced to Bruce Wayne…
When Joker gatecrashed a meeting of Gotham’s mob bosses…
When Catwoman warned Bruce Wayne of the future…
When the Joker gatecrashed Bruce Wayne’s fund-raiser for Harvey…
When the Joker sneaked into Harvey Dent’s room at the hospital…
When Bane threw Bruce Wayne in the Pit…
When Alfred urged Bruce to pick himself up…
When Harvey admitted that he was the Batman at a pres conference…
When Batman pulls the Joker back after shoving him off the roof…
(Ashwin Kumar is a humorist with www.theunrealtimes.comwhere this article was originally published. The UnReal Times is India’s favourite satire, spoof, parody and humour portal)
This website uses cookies so that we can provide you with the best user experience possible. Cookie information is stored in your browser and performs functions such as recognising you when you return to our website and helping our team to understand which sections of the website you find most interesting and useful.
Strictly Necessary Cookies
Strictly Necessary Cookie should be enabled at all times so that we can save your preferences for cookie settings.
If you disable this cookie, we will not be able to save your preferences. This means that every time you visit this website you will need to enable or disable cookies again.