MS Dhoni

A dejected MS Dhoni during the post-match presentation ceremony © Getty Images

Please note: This is a humorous piece – pure fiction.

After a humiliating 10-wicket drubbing in the 2nd test in the ongoing India-England series, skipper Dhoni took to Facebook to vent out his frustration at the curator, the turbanator in the English camp, the turbanator in the Indian camp, the you-know-who who won’t do you-know-what, and everything else that went wrong in the last five days. A snapshot:

(Reproduced with permission from The UnReal Times is one of the top websites for satire, spoof, parody and humour in India. The above article was written with the help of Ashwin Kumar’s inputs)