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Lalit Modi to play lead role in new Terminator movie!

Photoshopped image of Lalit Modi as The Terminatior
Photoshopped image of Lalit Modi as The Terminatior

Please note this is a humour article — work of pure fiction

In a spectacular turn of events, Arnold Schwarzenegger has been replaced by Lalit Kumar Modi to star in Terminator 5. This news was confirmed by the director of the upcoming Terminator movie after the announcement that Lalit Modi has been re-elected as president of the Rajasthan Cricket Association.

In his speech just before the results had been declared, Modi had said, “I’ll be back. The T-1000 [N Srinivasan] may have injured me badly last time, but this time I’m back to wreck collateral damage- on my enemies, of course.”

To the IPL organizers and cricketers Modi extended his hand, saying, “Come with me if you want to live. I am a cyborg-I was sent to save the IPL from Srinivasan [the T-1000].”

Previously, when he had been ousted from the IPL board, Lalit Modi claimed that he was suffering from something called “NAIDS.” The disease supposedly weakens his resistance to those from the Srinivasan community.

Cricketcountry has got exclusive information that the Terminator movie starring Lalit shall begin on the following note: In the Year of Darkness, 2010, the ISL (Indian Suspension League, headed by Lalit Modi) devised the ultimate plan. They would reshape the future by changing the past election. The plan required a candidate who felt no pity. No pain. No fear. Something unstoppable. They created ‘THE LALITANATOR.’

When asked if he had any final words to say to Srinivasan, Modi said, “Oh yes. Hasta la vista, baby.”

(Kabir Singh Bhandari has over 5 years experience in the field of Journalism and has worked with brands such as The Times of India and Hindustan Times. He also has international experience, having worked with newspapers and magazines in Bangladesh and Thailand. He is also a mimicry artist and copies celebrities from Cricket, Hollywood, Bollywood and others.)

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