Please note this is a humour article – work of pure fiction

By UnReal Mama
The Indian dressing room witnessed poignant scenes not seen since the Word Cup triumph as a blurry-eyed Mahendra Singh Dhoni hugged his boys, Rohit Sharma and Ravindra Jadeja for finally vindicating his faith in their talent. Even as chants of ‘mere Karan-Arjun aa gaye’ rent the air, The Unreal Times cricket correspondent, Ebenzer Sillypointwallah, was at hand to capture these emotional exchanges on the team’s Facebook Wall:

(“Unreal Mama” is the pen name under which CS Krishna and Karthik Laxman, the founding editors of The Unreal Times (, write fictional news reports, dressing room conversations and other such articles marrying humour with satire. The Unreal Times is India’s favourite satire, spoof, parody and humour portal. The No 1 and 2 wisecracks in the fake wall above is courtesy Ramesh Srivats)