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N Srinivasan aims to stand for Mars Cricket Association elections

A furious Aditya Verma has filed a petition in Supreme Court after hearing this news.

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N Srinivasan eagerly eyes the surface of Mars; Image Photoshopped by Jyoti Desale
N Srinivasan eagerly eyes the surface of Mars; Image Photoshopped by Jyoti Desale

By The Flying Freak

Please note this is a humour article — work of pure fiction

The chairman of International Cricket Council (ICC) N Srinivasan has once again shown his foresight and staying a step ahead of others. The latest news from the Srinivasan camp is that he is all set to apply for the position of CEO and President of MCA. For the uninitiated, MCA is Mars Cricket Association. According to the ICC chairman, the ease with which Indian Space Research Organisation (ISRO) got the satellite in to the Mars Orbit then the time is not far that India will be able to export humans to the red planet and inevitably cricket will be played there.

An emphatic Srinivasan said, “If Dominos Pizza can apply for an outlet on Moon three years ago, then what is wrong to apply for small post like president of MCA.”

Since there won’t be any competition there, Srinivasan expects himself to be elected unopposed. Moreover, since the media won’t be able to afford travelling to Mars, Srinivasan is happy that there won’t be anyone who will bull doze or railroad him!

After hearing this news, a furious Aditya Verma – the official anti-Srinivasan petitioner – has already filed an anticipatory application in Mars Supreme Court to restrain Srinivasan from taking over MCA!

(The Flying Freak eats, lives, drinks cricket, but likes to mix up the sport with everything. An aspiring vocalist, he is aiming to win the Ghanta Awards soon.)

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