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Does Rameez Raja have a dirty mind? It’s a question that has popped many minds who have heard him commentate during cricket matches. It’s a subject of troll in the world of internet as well. Suvajit Mustafi looks at nine embarrassing moments in Raja’s long career as a commentator.

1:  Yeh andarki baat hai!

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Even we can’t fathom why Raja, or for that matter anyone, would ever want to know about Misbah’s interior!

2:  Was that an innuendo?

Soft Ball

What was that?!!! Did you mean this?

3:  What package?!

Virat Package

Another inside information?!

4:  Cricket’s ‘Vatsayana’ at it again!

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Haan,bhai! We all want to know the same.

5:  More explicit stuff from ‘Vatsayana’!

Durex

Raja proves why he is a perfect choice to the brand ambassador for a condom brand!

6:  Gupt(ill) gyan!!!

Guptill gtyan

Rameez truly has an impeccable sixth sense of merging two senses – sight and touch!

7:  The cup and the slip!

Cup and Slip

8:  Dostana beyond limits?

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Now that sound’s really R-rated!

9:  ’Inside’ talks, again?

Akmal

Obsession with interiors, again?

10. Tendulkar would have surely reacted that way

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11. Did he mean ??

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Praveen-Kumar

Knowing Praveen Kumar, he must have really enjoyed the complement and would have wanted more.

12. Talent?

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Umar-Akmal-

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Oozing with talent? Good Umar’s English vocabulary is very limited.  

13. Now Rameez takes on Nehraji

NEHRA

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14. Now he takes on youngsters

Party

And they do come and discuss all possible quotes by Rameez to have a laugh riot

Here are some other gems from the former Pakistani skipper:

15. “If we have a Super Over then super things can happen”

Oh wow! What an insight as a commentator. Don’t we watch the sport for such comments?

16. After Sreesanth-Harbhajan slapgate: “He’s slapped one through the offside. Off late I shouldn’t be saying that, slap has become controversial. He’s hit it hard through the offside.”

Did Rameez think it to be funny? Well if he did, he was right. In hindsight, it certainly is

17. “Best part of this slogging is that it is not slogging”

(Suvajit Mustafi consumes cricket for lunch, fiction for dinner and munches numerous other snacks throughout the day. Yes, a jack of several trades, all Suvajit dreamt of was being India’s World Cup winning skipper but ended up being a sports writer, author, screenwriter, director, copywriter, graphic designer, sports marketer, strategist, entrepreneur,  philosopher and traveller. Donning so many hats, it’s cricket which gives him the ultimate high and where he finds solace. He can be followed at @RibsGully and rivu7)