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Virender Sehwag joins debate on his exclusion from Indian team

By UnReal Mama

Please note this is a humour article – work of pure fiction
 
Out-of-form opener Virender Sehwag was dropped today from the Indian cricket team for the final two Tests of the ongoing India-Australia series. The Nawab of Najafgarh promptly took to Facebook to express himself, where he was joined by a few more luminaries from the cricketing world. The Unreal Times Facebook correspondent Mark Zuckerpandian reports:

Virender Sehwag joins debate on his exclusion from Indian team
(“Unreal Mama” is the pen name under which CS Krishna (left) and Karthik Laxman (right), the founding editors of The Unreal Times (www.theunrealtimes.com), write fictional news reports, dressing room conversations and other such articles marrying humour with satire. The Unreal Times is India’s favourite satire, spoof, parody and humour portal)
 

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