India captain MS Dhoni laments defeat to England in the second Test on his Facebook wall

Please note: This is a humorous piece – pure fiction.

After a humiliating 10-wicket drubbing in the 2nd test in the ongoing India-England series, skipper Dhoni took to Facebook to vent out his frustration at the curator, the turbanator in the English camp, the turbanator in the Indian camp, the you-know-who who won’t do you-know-what, and everything else that went wrong in the last five days. A snapshot:

(Reproduced with permission from http://www.theunrealtimes.com/. The UnReal Times is one of the top websites for satire, spoof, parody and humour in India. The above article was written with the help of Ashwin Kumar’s inputs)