1. Digvijay Singh – Sachin is an RSS agent. All these days he was waiting to score his century against a Muslim country.
2. Manmohan Singh – I congratulate Sachin and appreciate the leadership of Shrimati Sonia Gandhi.
3. Rahul Gandhi – My grandmother created Bangladesh. She deserves the credit for this century.
4. Raj Thackeray – Sachin has proved himself to be a true Marathi manus after scoring this century. So what ifIndia has lost, Maharashtrians can’t take the responsibility for the whole nation.
5. Mulayam Singh Yadav – If Sachin was from UP, all his matches would be tax-free.
6. Anna Hazare – Sachin deserves to be the next Lokpal.
7. Kapil Sibal – The social media should exercise restraint in their comments on Sachin. They are harming the fabric of secularism in India.
8. Mamta Banerjee - I was not consulted in advance about this achievement, so Sachin's centuries should be rolled back to 90. If this isn't done, Sachin should be replaced in the Indian team by Madan Roy.
9. Swami Agnivesh – Now that Bangladesh has helped Sachin score his 100th century, they have proved to be a true friend of India. Let's give all their citizens free entry to India and voter ID cards.
10. Kris Srikkanth – I'm sure that by 2050, Sachin wll get his 150th century.
11. Arjun Tendulkar – I want to play with my father in the 2020 World Cup.
12. Sonia Gandhi – Er….. She is not accessible; she is reportedly abroad on an undisclosed mission.
13. M Karunanidhi ...Who is Sachin Tendulkar?
14. Jayalalitha.....Shashikala must have been right. She said something about this guy. I ignored it as I thought that he was a Bollywood filmstar...In any case Dr. MGR was a better player.
