Picture this: sitting in front of you is the big shot of a local innerwear brand. He is willing to shell out several crores of rupees for a two-year deal with Virat Kohli. You handle 'Brand Kohli’. Going by the '10 per cent commission’ norm, a cool sum is yours. That’s enough to see you through a financial year. So what do you do? Get the batsman to sign on the dotted line, right? Well, then you are not Bunty Sajdeh.