Ashes Facebook wall: Australia, England team management mull over Trent Bridge Test photo-finish

England celebrate after winning the first Ashes Test at Trent Bridge on Sunday © Getty Images

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By UnReal Mama

Please note this is a humour article – work of pure fiction

To paraphrase the great Ravi Shastri, it was a match that just did not go down to the wire but to the Higgs-Bosons of the ball that kissed Brad Haddin’s bat, discernible only to the DRS [Decision Review System] to hand England a wafer-thin victory. Australia has discovered a new weakness — they suck at using DRS, while questions remain over their batting order and team composition. All this and more from the The Ashes Facebook Wall:

(Originally published in www.theunrealtimes.com. “Unreal Mama” is the pen name of CS Krishna & Karthik Laxman, founding editors of the site which is India’s favourite satire, spoof, parody and humour portal)