India beat Pakistan on and off the field!

Three Pakistanis and three Indians are travelling by train to watch an India-Pakistan cricket match. At the station, each of the three Pakistani buy tickets and watch as the three Indians buy just a single ticket.

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“How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?” asks the Pakistani.

“Watch us,” answers one of the Indians.

All six board the train. The Pakistanis take their respective seats, but all three Indians cram into the toilet and close the door behind them.

Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets.

He knocks on the toilet door and says, “Ticket, please.”

The door opens, just enough for a single arm to emerge with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.

The Pakistanis see this and agree it’s quite a clever idea.

So, after the cricket match, the Pakistanis decide to copy the Indians on the return trip and save some money as they were disappointed that they had wasted their money seeing their team lose to India to India.

When they get to the station, the Pakistanis buy a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the Indians don’t buy a ticket at all!

“How are you guys going to travel without a ticket?” says one perplexed Pakistani.

“Watch us,” answers ones of the Indians.

When they board the train, the three Pakistanis cram into the toilet and the three Indians cram into an adjacent toilet.

The train leaves the station. Shortly afterward, one of the Indians leaves his toilet and walks over to the adjacent toilet where the Pakistanis are crammed up. The Indian knocks on the door and says, “Ticket, please!”

The Indian takes the ticket and goes back to the toilet where his two other Indian friends are and locks himself with them!