By UnReal Mama

Please note this is a humour article – work of pure fiction 

As the Indian Premier League (IPL) crawls towards mid-stage, IPL captains, non-playing captains, franchise owners, proxy owners and sundry stakeholders converged on the official IPL Facebook wall to stock of the rankings.

Here is a snapshot of the key interactions:

IPL 2013: Preity Zinta, Shah Rukh Khan, Ricky Ponting, Michael Hussey among others in mid-season review

(Unreal Mama” is the pen name under which CS Krishna and Karthik Laxman, the founding editors of The Unreal Times (, write fictional news reports, dressing room conversations and other such articles marrying humour with satire. The Unreal Times is India’s favourite satire, spoof, parody and humour portal. The above spoof had inputs from Ashwin Kumar and Karmic Voyager)