IPL 6: The best of tweets

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— Alternative Cricket (@AltCricket) May 30, 2013

breaking: asad rauf denies any involvement in fixing of any kind- says he will co-operate with ICC anti-corruption unit investigation

— Gaurav Kalra (@gauravCNNIBN) May 29, 2013

#IPL Pondulkar STATS!- 61,756 international runs- 171 international centuries- 41 years of international experience- 4 World Cups!

— Alternative Cricket (@AltCricket) April 4, 2013

“That was a good shot, but it just won’t be appreciated unless I play Gangnam Style” – Every IPL DJ

— Alternative Cricket (@AltCricket) April 7, 2013

Moment of silence for everyone with Gayle in their fantasy team. Actually, let’s have a moment of silence for everyone with a fantasy team.

— Alternative Cricket (@AltCricket) April 7, 2013

Had Sunil Narine’s ancestors not migrated to West Indies, Harbhajan singh would have been sewing Cricket Balls in his Father’s factory.

— Gabbar singh (@GabbbarSingh) April 8, 2013

Meanwhile at the IPL… twitter.com/followthebounc

— TheBounce(@followthebounce) April 9, 2013

Ponting celebrates a Harbhajan wicket. Time changes attitudes. Money changes even more.

— Alternative Cricket (@AltCricket) April 9, 2013

Midway through splashing her blouse with Pepsi, the cheerleader thought to herself: “I left the Ukraine for a better life.” #IPL

— Alternative Cricket (@AltCricket) April 9, 2013

Sreesanth said that God talks to him before every game. Can only imagine God says: “Bowl half-volleys and you’ll go to heaven.” #IPL

— Alternative Cricket (@AltCricket) April 11, 2013

Last Over Bonus: last v r b n sNoun.The process by which an IPL side makes an easy chase unnecessarily difficult. Also see: “Dhoni”

— Alternative Cricket (@AltCricket) April 12, 2013

I don’t want to live in a world where Steve Smith isn’t considered good enough for this Pune side. #IPL

— Pavilion Opinions (@pavilionopinion) April 13, 2013

Ravi Jadeja simultaneously lost that and won it at the same time. THAT, my friends, is the power of #Jadejageddon!

— Alternative Cricket (@AltCricket) April 13, 2013

Even Misbah and Joginder on crack couldn’t have produced such a screwball finish. #IPL2013

— Nitin Sundar (@knittins) April 13, 2013

Just had a brilliant chicken pasta!

— Chris Gayle (@henrygayle) April 13, 2013

Harsha Bhogle described the super fan as a ‘wonderful initiative’. What, like digging wells in Ethiopia or protecting rhino?

— Josh (@halftracker) April 14, 2013

@altcricket major wacking left a white steyn on de kocks bat… ?

— Dale Steyn (@DaleSteyn62) April 17, 2013

@davidwarner31 @altcricket Bad luck, get used to 0-10 with the back to back Ashes coming up

— Dave Eames (@DavidEames) April 18, 2013

STATGASM!Rahul Dravid batted with Roger Binny in a Ranji Trophy game in 1991. He’s now batting with his son Stuart, 22 years later! #IPL

— Alternative Cricket (@AltCricket) April 20, 2013

Pepsi’s slogan should be:”DIABETES? OH YES ABHI!”

— Bollywood Gandu (@BollywoodGandu) April 21, 2013

If there were an Olympic sport than involved a triple-jump followed by a long-hop, Ashok Dinda would win gold, silver and bronze.

— Nitin Sundar (@knittins) April 21, 2013

Good catch by Stuart Binny. But, his best catch is Mayanti langer.

— Trendulkar (@Trendulkar) April 22, 2013

Chris Gayle is playing Stick Cricket. On God Mode.

— Alternative Cricket (@AltCricket) April 23, 2013

RECORD ALERT!Chris Gayle has scored the fastest ever T20 hundred, reaching his century off just 30 balls! #IPL

— Alternative Cricket (@AltCricket) April 23, 2013

Life is all about taking the right decision,seeing Gayle bat today I think I took the right decision of being a wicket keeper.

— Mahendra Singh Dhoni (@msdhoni) April 23, 2013

Chris Gayle broke NINE records, a record for the number of records broken within a single record-breaking feat: twitter.com/AltCricket/sta

— Alternative Cricket (@AltCricket) April 23, 2013

At 40 we call you old to hold a bat and face a ball. At 40 we call you a youth leader fit to lead a country of a billion people.

— Tanmay Bhat (@thetanmay) April 24, 2013

If cricket imitates life, then the IPL is the “I’m not proud of it, but it happened” early 20s.

— Josh (@halftracker) April 24, 2013

i find the jokes on quinton de kock crass, immature and disrespectful.

— Harsha Bhogle (@bhogleharsha) April 25, 2013

Raj Kundra has a great eye for Talent, especially from the South. Dravid, Samson, Baby, Sreesanth and of course Shilpa Shetty

— Gaurav (@BwoyBlunder) April 29, 2013

Raj Kundra has a great eye for Talent, especially from the South. Dravid, Samson, Baby, Sreesanth and of course Shilpa Shetty

— Gaurav (@BwoyBlunder) April 29, 2013

Like to thank Kolkata curator at Eden Gardens last night for a pitch conducive to spin, next time I will try and utilise the facilities.

— Brad Hogg (@Brad_Hogg) May 4, 2013

navjot sidhu will probably lead the next BJP walkout in parliament dancing to jhampik jhapak

— Gaurav Kalra (@gauravCNNIBN) May 11, 2013

PWI need a coach like me,will uplift the teams moral when they r down will help them to rise,forget the gora coaches they r good for nothing

— Vinod Kambli (@vinodkambli1972) May 11, 2013

why are so many of these intelligent young bloggers so ill-mannered?

— Harsha Bhogle (@bhogleharsha) May 12, 2013

“Mumbai winning the Twitter battle, because they know what a good surface this is!” … Really Ravi? How does that work?

— Dirk Nannes (@dirk_nannes) May 13, 2013

Sachin Tendulkar just hit a six into THE SACHIN TENDULKAR STAND! #BALLER

— Alternative Cricket (@AltCricket) May 13, 2013

Rochelle Rao looks like one of those bimbos in the horror flicks.. The ones who would run into a door and kill themselves..

— That Goan Boy (@schmmuck) May 13, 2013

Samir Kochhar looks like a failed Abercrombie & Fitch model with the brain of an Abercrombie & Fitch mannequin.

— Alternative Cricket (@AltCricket) May 24, 2013

Glad to see Laxman Sivaramakrishnan back in the commentary box. Really missed the voice that reminds one of a robot learning English.

— Alternative Cricket (@AltCricket) May 14, 2013

I was there when Johan Botha batted ahead of David Warner.

— Alternative Cricket (@AltCricket) May 14, 2013