MS Dhoni faces Yograj Singh’s wrath yet again; this time for Yuvraj Singh’s misery with Candy Crush!

Please note this is a humour article — work of pure fiction

 
Yuvraj Singh’s poor run of scores in Candy Crush Saga has caused his father Yograj Singh to once again go all guns blazing at Mahendra Singh Dhoni. The cricketer-turned-actor has squarely blamed Dhoni for Yuvraj’s poor performances in Candy Crush.

“First of all, Yuvraj has been out of the cricket side. To overcome the disappointment, he’s now trying to come up and do well in Candy Crush. At least in the initial stages, any budding Candy Crush player needs lives to go on with the game. Yuvraj has repeatedly asked Dhoni for lives, but not once has the man responded with help. That’s Dhoni for you; he didn’t want Yuvraj to do well in cricket and now he doesn’t want him to do well in Candy Crush either. A day will come when Dhoni will be candy-less and will have to beg for lives,” a livid Yograj thundered to The UnReal Times.

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“A few months ago, a request had come to Yuvi from Srini mama, asking for lives. A few hours later, when Yuvi gave N Srinivasan lives, the BCCI strongman declined and said that he had just received some lives from Dhoni. How did Dhoni manage to send lives to Srinivasan before Yuvi? I tell you, the man is hell-bent on destroying Yuvi in every way possible,” Yograj added.
Dhoni, however, pleaded innocence. “Well, of course, anyone who knows me even remotely should know that I send lives only in the last minute, just before the player is about to lose. So if Yuvi decided to lose before that, how is that my fault?”

The Indian captain also found support from actress Anushka Sharma, who told him that she knew exactly how he felt. Sources added that Dhoni also received a call of sympathy from Prime Minister Narendra Modi.

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Yograj, meanwhile, shows no signs of stepping off the pedal in his campaign against Dhoni. The actor made out a hefty reward to the traffic inspector who fined Dhoni in Ranchi. “Dhoni will be penniless one day,” Yograj reiterated.

(Ashwin Kumar is a humorist with www.theunrealtimes.com where this article was originally published. The UnReal Times is India’s favourite satire, spoof, parody and humour portal)