Shatrugan Sinha blasts Yograj Singh for his Dhoni hate, says even he isn’t so anti-BJP

Bollywood actor and BJP MP Shatrugan Sinha has come down hard on actor and former sportsman Yograj Singh for his unbridled hate against Indian captain MS Dhoni. The Shotgun said that even he wasn’t as against the BJP as Yograj is against Dhoni.

“Yaar, for some time at least, khamosh!” Sinha thundered. “What’s with you and Dhoni? See, I can understand hatred. I can understand the art of trolling, I’m a PhD when to comes to doing that to my own party. Advaniji, Yashwant Sinha etc are passe. But this kind of kolaveri?! Never! Even I don’t harbor such rage against my party. What’s with you, seriously?” the BJP leader asked Yograj at a press conference, adding that he sees Dhoni leading the country politically in a few years’ time. “After Amitabh Bachchan sahab, I would like to see Dhoni as president,” the Shotgun mentioned. Read: Yograj Singh now criticises MS Dhoni for under bowling Yuvraj Singh; once again trends on Twitter

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Social media users, meanwhile, have begun to mock search engine giant Google, for failing to point to the location of Yograj’s residence when users search for ‘anti-Dhoni’.

“After the whole Google maps episode wherein a search for ‘anti-national’ pointed to JNU, users’ expectations have risen. Pointing to Yograj Singh’s residence must’ve been first result returned for a search like anti-Dhoni. Google maps leaves a lot to be desired. Enna ma, ippdi panrengale ma?!” (What, man?! You’re doing like this, man?!) a Chennai user wrote to Google CEO Sundar Pichai.

Sinha’s statement was soon echoed by former BCCI president N Srinivasan. “Shotgun is right, pa. Sakshi used to tell me that I was the biggest Dhoni enthusiast one could ever find. Even more than her. But this Yograj thambi’s obsession with him outclasses even mine, by miles,” the India Cements chief said.

Yograj, however, found support from the quarters of swashbuckling Indian batting legend Virender Sehwag. “Yograj ji is following my simple mantra. When on the field, see ball, hit ball. When off the field, see Dhoni, hit Dhoni,” the Nawab of Najafgarh chuckled.

Please note this is a humour article — work of pure fiction

(Ashwin Kumar is a humorist with www.theunrealtimes.com where this article was originally published. The UnReal Times is India’s favourite satire, spoof, parody and humour portal)