The cricketer’s wife
The cricketer's wife
The cricketer’s wife was tired of running the family and raising their children as a ‘single parent’, thanks to the cricketer-husband being away for months together from their home. The pressure was getting to her, but she still braved it all. But then she received a whatsapp message, which was the last straw for her to finally snap.
The cricketer sent the following message to his much-harassed wife on whatsapp:
Dear sweetheart,
I can’t send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart
Your husband
His wife replied back after some days to her husband:
Dearest sweetheart,
Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses details.
1. The milkman agreed on two kisses for one month’s milk.
2. The electricity man only agreed after seven kisses.
3. Your house owner is coming every day and taking two or three kisses instead of rent.
4. The supermarket owner didn’t accept kisses only, so I have given him some other items.
5. Other expenses 40 kisses
Please don’t worry for me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can complete the month using this balance.
Shall I plan same way for next months, Please advise!
Your sweetheart