Vijay Mallya shows concern for his cheerleader girls; Chris Gayle is the cause of the ‘troubles’
A cheerleader walks away, leaving Vijay Mallya stunned. Right: Captain Virat Kohli and Chris Gayle wear a worried look at the developments.

Please note this is a humour article — work of pure fiction

Vijay Mallya is a worried man.  Not merely on the corporate front but also as the owner of the Royal Challengers Bangalore (RCB). Though RCB has moved up to occupy the third spot in the Indian Premier League points table, Mallya’s latest worry is from the ground, but just beyond the boundary.

Little did the cheerleaders anticipate when signing the contract that they would hardly be able to get down from the ramp and rest their tired legs. “Forget dancing, even keeping the plastic smiles on our faces is a huge effort,” said one of the RCB cheerleaders while soaking her leg in a bucket of warm water after the RCB-KXIP game.

CricLife has learnt that the RCB cheerleaders would much rather work for KXIP, who are paid the same amount and for much lesser work, thanks to KXIP! A Kings XI Punjab recruiting official, who didn’t wish to be named, told the reporter, “We have received several applications from RCB cheerleaders. First we thought they got attracted by our sponsors — Manforce. I mean, don’t get me wrong here. People tend to think Man Force as HR firm too and I thought they got attracted by that, but that wasn’t the case. They were terribly stressed out working as RCB cheerleader and wanted life.”

A RCB official confirmed the same and said:  “We take pride in having the hottest of cheerleaders and are trying to keep them happy. We take pride in our glam. Glamour is something we never compromise on and as a result, we have called reinforcements from all around the world and even approached the F1 grid girls to work as back-up. We would also have some of the present cheerleaders as Kingfisher Calendar girls. That’s huge. So we are hopeful. ”

 

Maria, an exhausted cheerleader of Slovakian origin, who was on duty in Bangalore on Wednesday, told the writer, “Two boundaries an over at an average sounds still ok. But this isn’t fair when you someone is hitting 20-25 off an over. Imagine our workload! Last night, our girls had to virtually dance non-stop for three and half hours as 226 was scored and then the bowlers got 10 wickets!”

 

(Suvajit Mustafi consumes cricket for lunch, fiction for dinner and munches numerous other snacks throughout the day. Yes, a jack of several trades, all Suvajit dreamt of was being India’s World Cup winning skipper but ended up being a sports writer, author, screenwriter, director, copywriter, graphic designer, sports marketer, strategist, entrepreneur,  philosopher and traveller. Donning so many hats, it’s cricket which gives him the ultimate high and where he finds solace. He can be followed at @RibsGully and rivu7)

 

More from this writer:

Chris Gayle and his five hundreds in IPL history

Jonathan Trott: England’s most reliable soldier lays down his ‘arms’

Jadeja Vu: The story of how MS Dhoni corrected his mistake!

10 cricketers who ​were ​​part of IPL​ 2015 but are presently missing in action​