What a honeymoon for Suresh Raina!

Please note this is a humour article — work of pure fiction

Cricket’s most magnificent tournament is here. Or so would some people like you to think. After a rain threat, the glitzy opening ceremony eventually began and Bollywood stars did their bit to earn the easiest money in the calendar year.

Our correspondent Mark Zuckerpandian brings you some conversations pertaining to this year’s Indian Premier League (IPL) and the opening ceremony:



(Ajayendar Reddy is a satirist with the www.theunrealtimes.com where this article was originally published. The UnReal Times is India’s favourite satire, spoof, parody and humour portal)