Why the Indian team is much loved!

Why the Indian team is much loved!

Judge (to a little girl): Now that your parents are getting divorced, do you want to live with your mummy?

Little girl: No, my mummy beats me.

Judge: Well then, I guess you want to live with your daddy.

Little girl: No, my daddy beats me too.

Judge: Well then, who do you want to live with?

Little girl: I want to live with the English cricket team.

Judge: Why, the Indian team?

Little girl: Because they never beat anybody!