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sperm bank
Sun, July 01 2012
Humour: BCCI opens sperm bank of greats to diversify Indian cricketing gene pool
Alarmed by the shrinking talent pool in domestic cricket and poor prospects of unearthing genuine pace bowlers or finding replacements for the aging batting legends, the Board of Control for Cricket in India (BCCI) has unveiled a radical plan to arrest Indian cricket’s inevitable decline – setting up of a sperm bank with donors exclusively comprising international cricketing greats so that Indian women can also aspire to be proud mothers of six foot, six hulks like Chris Gayle or speed demons like Dale Steyn.