Ashes Facebook wall: Australia, England team management mull over Trent Bridge Test photo-finish

To paraphrase the great Ravi Shastri, it was a match that just did not go down to the wire but to the Higgs-Bosons of the ball that kissed Brad Haddin’s bat, discernible only to the DRS [Decision Review System] to hand England a wafer-thin victory. Australia has discovered a new weakness — they suck at using DRS, while questions remain over their batting order and team composition. All this and more from the The Ashes Facebook Wall.

England celebrate after winning the first Ashes Test at Trent Bridge on Sunday © Getty Images

By UnReal Mama

Please note this is a humour article – work of pure fiction

To paraphrase the great Ravi Shastri, it was a match that just did not go down to the wire but to the Higgs-Bosons of the ball that kissed Brad Haddin’s bat, discernible only to the DRS [Decision Review System] to hand England a wafer-thin victory. Australia has discovered a new weakness — they suck at using DRS, while questions remain over their batting order and team composition. All this and more from the The Ashes Facebook Wall:

(Originally published in www.theunrealtimes.com. “Unreal Mama” is the pen name of CS Krishna & Karthik Laxman, founding editors of the site which is India’s favourite satire, spoof, parody and humour portal)

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