By UnReal Mama

Please note this is a humour article – work of pure fiction 

Delhi Daredevils registered their first victory in 2013 Indian Premier League (IPL) with a comprehensive victory over the power-packed (on paper at least) Mumbai Indians, thanks mostly to a swashbuckling innings by Virender Sehwag. The Nawab of Najafgarh and his team-mates later took to Facebook to celebrate their win, where they were joined by players from Mumbai Indians and various other characters. 

The UnReal Times Facebook correspondent Mark Zuckerpandian brings you the gist of the exchanges:

(Unreal Mama” is the pen name under which CS Krishna and Karthik Laxman, the founding editors of The Unreal Times (, write fictional news reports, dressing room conversations and other such articles marrying humour with satire. The Unreal Times is India’s favourite satire, spoof, parody and humour portal. The above spoof had inputs from Ashwin Kumar, Ashish and Joe)