Not that anybody saw it, but IPL Auction 2016 witnessed some interesting player purchases. From Pawan Negi snapped by Delhi Daredevils for 8.5 Crore to Kevin Pietersen bought by RisingIntolerance Pune Supergiants for 3.5 Crore, from Yuvraj Singh being sold for 7 Crore to classy players like Hasim Amla remaining unsold – it was an action packed morning. Our correspondent Mark Zuckerpandian brings you the highlights:

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Please note this is a humour article — work of pure fiction

(Ashwin Kumar is a humorist with www.theunrealtimes.com where this article was originally published. The UnReal Times is India’s favourite satire, spoof, parody and humour portal)