By UnReal Mama 

Please note this is a humour article – work of pure fiction
Team India’s warriors wasted no time in logging in to Facebook after scoring a third consecutive Test victory over Australia to express their jubilation. Unreal Times Facebook correspondent Mark Zuckerpandian was at hand to record the ensuing conversations, snapshots of which we present here:

(“Unreal Mama” is the pen name under which CS Krishna (left) and Karthik Laxman (right), the founding editors of The Unreal Times (, write fictional news reports, dressing room conversations and other such articles marrying humour with satire. The Unreal Times is India’s favourite satire, spoof, parody and humour portal. The above spoof has inputs from Unreal Times columnist Ajayendar Reddy)