Please note this is a humour article — work of pure fiction

The wielder of the Helicopter shot, Captain Cool MS Dhoni announced his retirement from Test cricket on Tuesday, paving the way for Virat “MCBC” Kohli to step in and wear the crown of thorns that is the Indian captaincy these days. 

Within minutes, Facebook was agog with reactions from various quarters. Our correspondent Mark Zuckerpandian was on the job yet again.

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(Originally published in www.theunrealtimes.comUnreal Mama” is the pen name of CS Krishna & Karthik Laxman, founding editors of the site which is India’s favourite satire, spoof, parody and humour portal. The above post had inputs from Ajayendar Reddy and Ashwin Kumar)