Please note: This is a humorous piece – pure fiction.

The Board of Control for Cricket in India (BCCI), the selectors and the Indian players convened on Team India’s Facebook Wall for a post-mortem after the rout in Eden Gardens. Although rigor mortis set in long back, probably during the tour to England in 2011, the introspection was a baby step in the right direction. Contrary to its adherence to opacity and secrecy, the BCCI was sweet enough to share a snapshot of the Facebook Wall minutes with The Unreal Times for public dissemination:

Revealed: Mahendra Singh Dhoni's latest blame list!

Revealed: Mahendra Singh Dhoni's latest blame list!

Revealed: Mahendra Singh Dhoni's latest blame list!

Revealed: Mahendra Singh Dhoni's latest blame list!

Revealed: Mahendra Singh Dhoni's latest blame list!

Revealed: Mahendra Singh Dhoni's latest blame list!

 
(“Unreal Mama” is the pen name under which CS Krishna (left) and Karthik Laxman (right), the founding editors of The Unreal Times (www.theunrealtimes.com ), write fictional news reports, dressing room conversations and other such articles marrying humour with satire. The Unreal Times is India’s favourite satire, spoof, parody and humour portal and the article above is reproduced with permission)