Satire: SET Max to show special programme on IPL controversies

Shahrukh Khan (R) was involved in an altercation with the security and officials of the Mumbai Cricket Association after the Knight Riders had swamped Mumbai Indians in their IPL match at the Wankhede © AFP

Please note: This is a humorous piece – pure fiction.
 

After the India TV sting operation, the Shahrukh Khan-Mumbai Cricket Association spat and Siddharth Mallya’s tweets created headlines, SET Max, the television channel showing IPL matches to the Indian audiences, has decided to broadcast programs on the Indian Premier League (IPL) controversies instead of IPL matches, as the former were appreciated and talked about more by the common man and the media.

 

“It all started with Harbhajan slapping Sreesanth in the first season, which became the biggest talk of the tournament,” Ajay Guha, a SET max official recalled the original relationship between controversies and IPL.

 

The official pointed out that the second season saw fight between the government and IPL chairman Lalit Modi, which resulted in tournament being organised in South Africa. The third season saw Lalit Modi fighting it out with Shashi Tharoor and both of them losing their respective jobs.

 

“Last year we didn’t have any major fight in IPL as the government was busy fighting Anna Hazare and cricket fans were happy with World Cup victory, so they ignored minor controversies like blog by a cheerleader,” Ajay said.

 

“But fights are back now; Shah Rukh Khan is fighting with securitymen at Wankhede Stadium and Luke Pomersbach is fighting with a couple in a hotel,” he added.

 

Realising that fights and controversies were integral part of the tournament, the television channel has decided to come up with special programs showcasing all the darker aspects of the IPL.

 

“We could call it IPL Fights on the lines of IPL Nights and we are hopeful of getting sponsors,” Guha hoped, “Toothpastes claiming to fight germs can sponsor such program – one such toothpaste has Shah Rukh Khan as brand ambassador. Can there be a better brand placement!”

 

The TV channel is also planning to give sponsored awards to players, officials, or anyone associated with IPL who are found indulged in fights and controversies.

 

“We can have MTV Roadies Award for player who sledges or abuses the most, while we can announce Arnab Goswami Award for player that shows maximum outrage over umpire decisions,” Ajay proposed.

 

“We can even ask players like Virat Kohli to sponsor such awards!” he added as an afterthought.

 

SET Max is planning to produce and air these programs for this season itself as they don’t want to miss on the controversies already generated.

 

“There were allegations of match-fixing also, and we feared that we could lose viewership of those who believe in genuine encounters,” Ajay said, “But we hope to win back these viewers as fights off the ground appear to more engaging and genuine than the fight on the ground.”

(Rahul Roushan, is a graduate from IIM Ahmedabad, who goes by the name of “Pagal Patrakar” (that’s “Crazy Journalist” in Hindi). Rahul says for him, “satire is an attempt to point out shortcomings or oddities in our society, ideally with a message and intent for betterment, in a non-hostile manner and without sounding overtly accusative or pontificating.” He is the Managing Editor of www.fakingnews.com from where the above article has been sourced with permission)