Please note this is a humour article – work of pure fiction

By UnReal Mama

The salubrious climes of Dharamsala seemed to help the English more than the Indians in winning the final One-Day International (ODI), which was almost as boring as a Sri Lanka-India ODI. Why didn’t the Indians go for the kill as Mahendra Singh Dhoni had earlier promised? Pray, why was Cheteshwar Pujara made to cool his heels? What will be Gautam Gambhir’s fate after this series?  How did His Holiness, the Dalai Lama, manage to survive the tedium?
 
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(“Unreal Mama” is the pen name under which CS Krishna and Karthik Laxman, the founding editors of The Unreal Times (www.theunrealtimes.com ), write fictional news reports, dressing room conversations and other such articles marrying humour with satire. The Unreal Times is India’s favourite satire, spoof, parody and humour portal and the article above is reproduced with permission)