Published: Apr 13, 2011, 11:50 AM (IST)
Edited: Mar 20, 2014, 10:53 AM (IST)
By Vidooshak
Cricket schedulers clearly have little sense of timing. After a World Cup that ambled at the start and ended with a furious sprint, we have Australia facing Bangladesh. I mean, gimme a break! The IPL too has cranked up to empty stadia. After the frenzy of the World Cup, all the six hitting now seems pointless.
Shane Watson annihilated Bangladesh, but who cares? Big deal, so did Virender Sehwag, but in a World Cup game that mattered. I’m a huge fan of Shane Watson, but didn’t he get his timing off by a few weeks? This is what he should have done against India at Motera. Having said that, Watson further rubbed humiliation into Bangladesh wounds by claiming that he simply didn’t want to run! I mean, did he really have to say that? It’s bad enough for Bangladesh to know that they don’t belong. An Aussie hammering of Bangladesh, right after a good World Cup is not what a cricket fan should be subjected to.
Watson’s innings further brings in disrepute, ICC‘s decision to keep Zimbabwe and Bangladesh as automatics in the next World Cup. Ireland is obviously upset and Netherlands deserve to be upset too. These two teams demonstrated some organized resistance to the anointed ones. They were not good enough to get past the post. Ireland is especially exciting with their brand of cricket. Bangladesh’s cricket is neither exciting nor encouraging. To ask the bottom two Test teams to win play-off battles with the associates is a fair request.
Shahid Afridi is blowing hot, hotter and ice cold within days. He led a spirited Pakistan to the semi-finals of the World Cup. In the end, heart alone could not overcome lack of depth. It was a brave Pakistan challenge that was put down by India with missionary zeal. Afridi added to his stature when immediately upon return, he questioned the media on their obsessive dislike for India. Shortly, thereafter, he came up with a brain-dead response that would only make the extremists proud. My only explanation is that he got a friendly phone call from the neighborhood jihadi.
His last statement about Miandad is another one that is cool on the outside, though not diplomatic: “Miandad is not the only great batsman that we have produced”. Classic. It may have killed any chances for a coaching role for Miandad, but it must have also sent a message to others that egos are not wanted, experts are. I’m still convinced that Afridi is the right person for the cricketing culture that is Pakistan.
If you put a suave, press-friendly mask on Pakistan cricket administration, you will get Sri Lanka. The resignations followed by more resignations are humorous, to say the least. The most impressive thing about this idiocy is that Sangakarra has managed to make it sound smart. With his introspective interview and sane-sounding analysis, he had me. Until I looked at the result and realized that Sri Lanka as a whole is looking foolish despite every individual looking quite smart. This is like the Indian batting order of the eighties and nineties when at one time everyone had a Test century or fifty to his name, but the team kept losing due to collapses. So no one could be dropped.
Sri Lanka should take a leaf from South Africa and do it their way. Lot of resignations, but no drama. Which brings up a point? Why do World Cups have to result in blood-baths of resignations and rebuilds? Only one team is going to win at a time. Does it really mean that everyone else sucks?
(Vidooshak is a blogger @ Opinions on Cricket . He was drawn into cricket by Golandaaz as a schoolboy. His bluster overshadows his cricketing ability. He played as a wicket-keeper in a college team but was promptly dropped. The college selection committee had slightly higher standards than Pakistani selectors. He did reasonably well in tennis ball cricket until he was benched for a final game by the team that he captained. To say some of it was due to his opinions would be an understatement of sorts. Regardless, Vidooshak finds time to opinionate relentlessly and lives a vicarious life by watching cricket teams make obvious mistakes. Good news for Vidooshak is that someone always loses a cricket game, someone always gets belted and someone always flops. Vidooshak always looks for an alternative explanation and rarely agrees with mainstream consensus. Needless to say he has no friends, only ‘tolerators’! While not throwing his weight around, Vidooshak does not run marathons or draw pictures, but reads voraciously on all topics, volunteers at local failing schools, is an avid but average golfer and runs an Indian association in mid-west America)
