Humjee Break-Sheikh
Humjee Break-Sheikh eats, drinks, breathes and lives cricket. Unfortunately, he does not believe in social media.
Written by Humjee Break-Sheikh
Published: Jun 25, 2014, 04:43 PM (IST)
Edited: Jun 26, 2014, 03:24 AM (IST)
The social media has erupted after Luis Suarez bit Giorgio Chiellini in Uruguay’s World Cup encounter against Italy. Humjee Break-Sheikh lists a few of the reactions.
Social media had not been in vogue when Zinedine Zidane had head-butted Marco Materazzi during FIFA World Cup final 2006. As a result Zidane was not ridiculed around the world: he had got away with a couple of videos that had gone viral at that point of time (some of which are still available on YouTube).
Suarez was not so fortunate when he, for reasons best known to him, bit Giorgio Chiellini. In fact, with simultaneous matches going on, several fans got to know of the incident from Twitter, arguably the most powerful form of media as far as spreading of news is concerned. It did not take time for #Suarez to become a trending hashtag.
Here, then, are the best of Suarez from Facebook:
Steve Jobs, once co-owner of Pixar Animation Studio, would have appreciated the sense of humour here. Of course, he had no idea that his logo — one of the most popular ones in the world — would be interpreted in a different form by @NeilSanghavi, but here you go.
Ha ha ha ha! This is a good one #Suarez pic.twitter.com/YcXKGD2nPY
— Neil Sanghavi (@NeilSanghavi) June 25, 2014
Given that the strength of his teeth had been tested to the extreme (well, at least if one goes by the standards required of footballers during matches), one could see this Guinness Book of World Records entry coming from @PeerIndex.
Our top 10 trending tweets at #WorldCup day 13 turned into 10 tweets about #suarez – Enjoy! http://t.co/zII7uxn47U pic.twitter.com/rDptaEoiAT
— PeerIndex (@PeerIndex) June 25, 2014
This one from @piesportsbooze was perhaps inspired DreamWorks Animation’s 2005 production Madagascar (remember the scene when Alex sees everyone as steaks?), but innovative nevertheless.
What we see and what Luis Suarez sees #WorldCup2014 #WorldCup #URU #Suarez pic.twitter.com/RDihZxlvu6
— Pie Sports Booze (@piesportsbooze) June 25, 2014
This question asked by Telegraph Sport is an obvious one. The world certainly demands an answer.
#Suarez “Anyone got a toothpick? I got Chiellini stuck in my teeth” pic.twitter.com/uq3c165E2p
— telegraph_sport (@telegraph_sport) June 25, 2014
It had perhaps taken @SBOJ_Nick some time to find this photograph, but it is appropriate nevertheless.
@luis16suarez Luis #Suarez school photo leaked #WorldCup #Uruguay #SuarezSpecialDiet pic.twitter.com/ftadzuQ1lx
— Nick Gray (@SBOJ_Nick) June 25, 2014
This picture of Chiellini sums up the incident rather aptly.
this reaction to the #suarez bite really sums up why the internet is a beautiful beautiful place #BanSuarez #WorldCup pic.twitter.com/p4nruXGGlZ
— Alex Fleming (@afleming24) June 25, 2014
Student Beans has taken advantage of the incident and has managed to come up with a rather innovative way to advertise their product.
Hey #Suarez, why don’t you dig your teeth into our amazing offers & discounts instead? pic.twitter.com/Ldh9IOzPCg
— Student Beans (@studentbeans) June 25, 2014
@n9thanferguson has, meanwhile, come up with a suggestion for a sponsorship deal.
@BarrettsFitness how about a sponsorship deal ? #Suarez pic.twitter.com/E6xtTC5kni
— Nathan Ferguson (@n9thanferguson) June 25, 2014
@Pickledjhon thinks that Suarez has solved a perpetual problem that used to separate mortals from Spelling Bees.
There’s one good thing that’s come out of the #Suarez biting incident…. a lot more people can now spell Uraguay.
— Jhon Cosgrove (@Pickledjhon) June 25, 2014
@AutomaticDrivin comes up with a rather cool menu.
@talkSPORTDrive @BroadcastMoose @StanCollymore @GaryLineker ” some feva beans and a nice chiellini ” #suarez
— adischoolofmotoring (@AutomaticDrivin) June 25, 2014
@robsteel10 came up with a rather simplistic approach to winning matches.
If you can’t beat them Eat them #suarez
Even the much-followed and retweeted handle of @TheTweetofGod has come up with a commandment.
#Suarez is a great player but he’s got to lay off the Italian food.
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) June 24, 2014
@greatbong, meanwhile, has come up with this amazing one.
How does Suarez shorten URLs? bit.ly
— Greatbong (@greatbong) June 24, 2014
Elsewhere, Snickers has come up with an innovative commercial…
Hey @luis16suarez. Next time you’re hungry just grab a Snickers. #worldcup #luissuarez #EatASNICKERS pic.twitter.com/3RAO537HjW
— SNICKERS® (@SNICKERS) June 24, 2014
… as has Durex.
We’re game for biting but only on our turf- the bedroom! #Suarez pic.twitter.com/jidt16ONRL
— Durex India (@DurexIndia) June 25, 2014
@Jabz98 has unleashed a deluge of puns, represented as a WhatsApp conversation between Liverpool players.
Liverpool players whatsapp group…LOL #Suarez pic.twitter.com/e6uTT51kr5
— Jabir (@jabz98) June 25, 2014
London24 Sport has done an excellent job of classifying objects of the world for Suarez.
Some handy advice for Luis #Suarez… pic.twitter.com/jCoVggq0Wa
— London24 Sport (@London24Sport) June 25, 2014
@Stevewlfc has a new use for Suarez’s talent.
Comes in a set of three pic.twitter.com/6LMPmqMX8t
— Steve watts (@Stevewlfc) June 25, 2014
@DJGalloEtc explains why Suarez sees football jerseys differently from us mortals.
How Suarez sees every opponent’s jersey: pic.twitter.com/oPgEPL9n38
@MicohStyles takes us to a trip down Bam Stoker’s world.
— DJ Gallo (@DJGalloEtc) June 24, 2014
@Mvan_berkel, on the other hand, has a suggestion for the dentists.
Get ’em out. #WC2014 #suarez #ITAURU http://t.co/HKIODBluKM pic.twitter.com/b5H7OtE5lO
— Maurice van Berkel (@Mvan_berkel) June 24, 2014
Even Stephen Spielberg would have smiled at this one from @BeerOholic.
#Suarez, this is nice… pic.twitter.com/noqm1sSieM
— Professor (@BeerOholic) June 25, 2014
@AyrtonLambird explains how England has qualified for the second round of the FIFA World Cup.
Simple punishment. Rule out all of #Suarez‘s goals from the World Cup and reconfigure the table. Ideal for all… pic.twitter.com/USZI0W5TrC
— Ayrton Lambird (@AyrtonLambird) June 24, 2014
And finally, to round things off, here’s one from a man who had been at the receiving end before: Evander Holyfield.
I guess any part of the body is up for eating.
— Evander Holyfield (@holyfield) June 24, 2014
So, what has been your favourite SuarezGate tweet?
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(Humjee Break-Sheikh eats, drinks, breathes and lives cricket. Unfortunately, he does not believe in social media.)
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