Published: Nov 17, 2014, 02:36 PM (IST)
Edited: Dec 04, 2014, 12:56 PM (IST)
Q: What’s the difference between Nasser Hussain and Saddam Hussein?
A: Saddam Hussein has more victories.
Q: What would Justin Langer be if he were English batsmen?
A: In form.
Q: How dominant is Australia’s No. 1 fast bowler?
A: Well, most people in England think their opening batsman’s real name is Atherton B McGrath.
Q: What’s the outstanding feature of England’s pace attack?
A: Andy Caddick.
Q: What is England’s best chance of a win in the second Test at Lord’s?
A: Telling the Aussies the match is at Headingley.
Q: How bad is the English batting?
A: Well, the selectors thought of moving Extras up the batting order.
Q: Why is it unfair to call England the second best team over there?
A: Because the Australian women’s cricket team is in Britain as well.
Q: Why are the England players demanding increased match payments?
A: Someone has let on that Ashes Tests sometimes go to a fourth day.
