2001 Australia tour to England
Most people in England think their opening batsman's real name is Atherton B McGrath!

Q: What’s the difference between Nasser Hussain and Saddam Hussein?

A: Saddam Hussein has more victories.

 

Q: What would Justin Langer be if he were English batsmen?

A: In form.

 

Q: How dominant is Australia’s No. 1 fast bowler?

A: Well, most people in England think their opening batsman’s real name is Atherton B McGrath.

 

Q: What’s the outstanding feature of England’s pace attack?

A: Andy Caddick.

 

Q: What is England’s best chance of a win in the second Test at Lord’s?

A: Telling the Aussies the match is at Headingley.

 

Q: How bad is the English batting?

A: Well, the selectors thought of moving Extras up the batting order.

 

Q: Why is it unfair to call England the second best team over there?

A: Because the Australian women’s cricket team is in Britain as well.

 

Q: Why are the England players demanding increased match payments?

A: Someone has let on that Ashes Tests sometimes go to a fourth day.