This guy could give Colin Miller an inferiority complex!
An Indian fan poses during the One-Day International between Australia and India at Sydney Cricket Ground on Monday in Sydney, Getty Images

One was reminded a joke about a youngster who had painted his hair in different colours, after seeing the above photo of a spectator during the India-Australia One-Day International match at the Sydney Cricket Ground (SCG) on Monday.

At the food court of a mall, an old man was intently watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange and blue.

The teenager would look up and find the old man staring back at him every time his eye met the old man’s gaze that was mixture of surprise and shock.

The teenager finally had enough. He glared at the old man and sarcastically asked him, “What’s the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?”

Without batting an eyelid, the old man replied, “I did. I once got drunk once and had sex with a golden pheasant and was just wondering if you were my son!”

Looking at the above photo, even the outrageous Colin Miller will have an inferiority complex!