One was reminded a joke about a youngster who had painted his hair in different colours, after seeing the above photo of a spectator during the India-Australia One-Day International match at the Sydney Cricket Ground (SCG) <span data-term="goog_872206186">on Monday</span>.<p></p><p></p>At the food court of a mall, an old man was intently watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange and blue.<p></p><p></p>The teenager would look up and find the old man staring back at him every time his eye met the old man's gaze that was mixture of surprise and shock.<p></p><p></p>The teenager finally had enough. He glared at the old man and sarcastically asked him, "What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"<p></p><p></p>Without batting an eyelid, the old man replied, "I did. I once got drunk once and had sex with a golden pheasant and was just wondering if you were my son!"<p></p><p></p>Looking at the above photo, even the outrageous Colin Miller will have an inferiority complex!