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The UnReal Times
Mon, May 06 2013
Why Chennai Super Kings have taken the decision to drop ‘Sir’ Ravindra Jadeja for the next few matches
It was billed as the clash of the titans, the marquee match of the tournament and not just because it involved "God" and "Sir".
Mon, May 06 2013
Yes Bank appoints Ashok Dinda as Vice President for his yeomen service to the brand!
Even as other players slog it out in the Indian Premier League (IPL) to justify their auction prices and rake in the moolah, it is none other than Ashok Dinda laughing all the way to the bank — Yes Bank. The West Bengal pacer has been promoted as Vice President of the bank in recognition of his yeoman contribution to promoting the Yes Bank brand via the innumerable 'Yes Bank maximums’ off his bowling.
Tue, April 30 2013
IPL 2013: Preity Zinta, Shah Rukh Khan, Ricky Ponting, Michael Hussey among others in mid-season review
As the Indian Premier League (IPL) crawls towards mid-stage, IPL captains, non-playing captains, franchise owners, proxy owners and sundry stakeholders converged on the official IPL Facebook wall to stock of the rankings.
Fri, April 26 2013
Pakistani cricketers intrude into Kashmir in the hope of getting an berth in the IPL!
In an unimaginable turn of events, a motley bunch of Pakistani cricketers lead by Shahid Afridi has intruded into Indian territory via Pakistan Occupied Kashmir (PoK). The players have long been frustrated by their non-inclusion in the Indian Premier League (IPL) and hence feel this move will help them get a place in the cash rich T-20 league.
Wed, April 24 2013
Chris Gayle’s fastest ton in T20 cricket: Virat Kohli, AB de Villiers, Tillakaratne Dilshan and Priyanka Chopra react
Pune Warriors were smashed to smithereens by Chris Gayle at his primordial, savage best. As he raced away to the fastest and highest century in the history of T20 cricket, the match assumed a surreal air, as though out of a fantasy league virtual game, while female fans swooned in the stands as Gayle effortlessly launched the ball out of the stadium.
Mon, April 22 2013
Delhi Daredevils celebrate their first win in 2013 IPL
Delhi Daredevils registered their first victory in 2013 Indian Premier League (IPL) with a comprehensive victory over the power-packed (on paper at least) Mumbai Indians, thanks mostly to a swashbuckling innings by Virender Sehwag. The Nawab of Najafgarh and his team-mates later took to Facebook to celebrate their win, where they were joined by players from Mumbai Indians and various other characters.
Mon, April 22 2013
Sectarian clashes break out between Rajnikanth fans and followers of Sir Ravindra Jadeja all over the country!
Long-simmering differences between two major sects, Rajiniites, adherent devotees of the Tamil film industry superstar, and devout followers of Sir Ravindra Jadeja, a fast-growing cult, have come to the boil, with reports of violent clashes between the two groups from various parts of the country.
Wed, April 17 2013
IPL: Indian news channels appeal to Wikileaks to leak Harbhajan-Sreesanth slapgate video
After running out of new controversies and creative ideas to generate them, Indian news channels have appealed to Wikileaks to leak the slapgate video of Harbhajan Singh and Shantakumaran Sreesanth. This was done via a letter written with inputs from editors of various news channels. The letter was sent via email to the official email id of the US embassy, hoping that the same would eventually get hacked and the letter would reach the Wikileaks mail box.
Wed, April 17 2013
IPL 2013: Venkatesh Prasad replaces RP Singh in the RCB squad
Royal Challengers Bangalore’s (RCB) cup of joy continues to spill over. Chuffed up by managing to choke their way to victory, RCB’s hopes of lifting the trophy this season got a major boost with Venkatesh Prasad — with former Team India bowler and RCB bowling coach — making a comeback, replacing RP Singh in the squad. At 43, this makes Prasad the oldest and by far the slowest of the fast bowlers in the league.
Tue, April 16 2013
‘Sir’ Ravindra Jadeja’s awesomeness scales unbelievable heights!
Sir Ravindra Jadeja’s greatness has reached stratospheric levels! In yet another display of brazen awesomeness that even Internet memes failed to anticipate and will find hard to exceed, easily eclipsing his past real and imaginary feats, the Saurashtrian all-rounder booked not one but 11 Tatkal tickets on the dreaded IRCTC [Indian Railway Catering and Tourism Corporation] server for the entire CSK team!